/u/The_Unamed_one's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV23] "I don't know what you mean by merger and acquisition."

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[NOV23] Every night "You've got a friend" by James Taylor starts to play when I'm falling asleep, and I don't know why.

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When the Genie told me I had one wish, I wished to meet my music idol Jimmy Morrison.

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I felt I was doing the right thing as I hit the gas pedal, speeding into the oncoming truck to preserve our love forever.

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Bonfire on a Friday night with beer and good friends, priceless.

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The hardest thing I ever did was carry my dead son home to my wife.

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My ex-girlfriend offered to give me a massage.

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[NOV23] The sounds of the gun from my parents' bedroom still haunts me to this day.

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[NOV23] I don't know why Mr. White kept coming to the Sexaholic anonymous meetings, he never had anything to say.

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[NOV23] I don't know why my girlfriend keeps watching that stupid Netflix show about Jeffrey Dahmer.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV23] "I don't know what you mean by merger and acquisition."	11
[NOV23] Every night "You've got a friend" by James Taylor starts to play when I'm falling asleep, and I don't know why.	9
When the Genie told me I had one wish, I wished to meet my music idol Jimmy Morrison.	9
I felt I was doing the right thing as I hit the gas pedal, speeding into the oncoming truck to preserve our love forever.	8
Bonfire on a Friday night with beer and good friends, priceless.	8
The hardest thing I ever did was carry my dead son home to my wife.	7
My ex-girlfriend offered to give me a massage.	7
[NOV23] The sounds of the gun from my parents' bedroom still haunts me to this day.	6
[NOV23] I don't know why Mr. White kept coming to the Sexaholic anonymous meetings, he never had anything to say.	6
[NOV23] I don't know why my girlfriend keeps watching that stupid Netflix show about Jeffrey Dahmer.	5