/u/The_Unamed_one's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV23] I don't know why my girlfriend keeps watching that stupid Netflix show about Jeffrey Dahmer.

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I love it when a girl says she's kinky.

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[NOV23] "I don't know why they gave me this job." I said to myself as I stared at the poor bastard with his legs cut off. NSFW

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[NOV23] I don't know why they promoted me to the Human Resources Manager.

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I fell in love with my girlfriend 2 years go because of her striking blue eyes and dimples.

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[NOV23] I don't know why my girlfriend keeps watching that stupid Netflix show about Jeffrey Dahmer.

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[NOV23] I don't know if I can do anything to help my wife overcome the trauma of her sexual assault.

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[NOV23] I don't know if I can do anything to help my wife overcome the trauma of her sexual assault. NSFW

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This morning I went to work and witnessed my boss shoot himself in the morning meeting.

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[NOV23] I don't know what that horrid ugly thing is with all the sharp teeth, but it keeps asking me to open my eyes and look at it. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV23] I don't know why my girlfriend keeps watching that stupid Netflix show about Jeffrey Dahmer.	5
I love it when a girl says she's kinky.	5
[NOV23] "I don't know why they gave me this job." I said to myself as I stared at the poor bastard with his legs cut off. NSFW	5
[NOV23] I don't know why they promoted me to the Human Resources Manager.	5
I fell in love with my girlfriend 2 years go because of her striking blue eyes and dimples.	4
[NOV23] I don't know why my girlfriend keeps watching that stupid Netflix show about Jeffrey Dahmer.	1
[NOV23] I don't know if I can do anything to help my wife overcome the trauma of her sexual assault.	1
[NOV23] I don't know if I can do anything to help my wife overcome the trauma of her sexual assault. NSFW	1
This morning I went to work and witnessed my boss shoot himself in the morning meeting.	1
[NOV23] I don't know what that horrid ugly thing is with all the sharp teeth, but it keeps asking me to open my eyes and look at it. NSFW	1