/u/Thedemonwhisperer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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5 hours into the surgery and the doctors couldn't locate the malignant golf sized tumour seen in the patient's brain scans.

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Turns out my wife wasn't lying about not being pregnant .

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"Every dollar you send will help feed these malnutritioned African children and help provide specialist care."

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My mind kept telling me "Scream and run goddamn it.!!".

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"I'm so hungry and my servant smell delicious."

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Have already undressed, my daughter watched as I too began to take off my clothes.

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The stupid old man always putting me down and telling me what do but today I will soar higher than him and show that I'm better than him.

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My uncle once told me that life fucks us all and that he would prepare me for it.

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"Dude, my back feels numb and I can't feel my legs."

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"Your honour, it was the same voice that told me to it thousands of years ago."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
5 hours into the surgery and the doctors couldn't locate the malignant golf sized tumour seen in the patient's brain scans.	20
Turns out my wife wasn't lying about not being pregnant .	19
"Every dollar you send will help feed these malnutritioned African children and help provide specialist care."	16
My mind kept telling me "Scream and run goddamn it.!!".	15
"I'm so hungry and my servant smell delicious."	14
Have already undressed, my daughter watched as I too began to take off my clothes.	14
The stupid old man always putting me down and telling me what do but today I will soar higher than him and show that I'm better than him.	14
My uncle once told me that life fucks us all and that he would prepare me for it.	14
"Dude, my back feels numb and I can't feel my legs."	14
"Your honour, it was the same voice that told me to it thousands of years ago."	13