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I watched silently, tears rolling down my face, as clip 23 of 665 of me eating arsnic and lead poisoned food played on my laptop.

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"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep."

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I wait for my ancestors to tell me to stop when salting or seasoning my food.

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I felt my wife press her naked body against me, wrap her arms around me and say while licking my ear, "Last night was amazing.".

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I read the note tapped to my wife's forhead which said, "It has taken you 3 years to get 10k karma and free your wife."

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"His type don't bite", my neighbour said as he opened the cage in the backseat of the car.

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Hakuna Matata Timon.

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Everything was eerily quiet as I saw the knife repeatedly stab in and out of the woman and It was like I had no control over my body.

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"And so after conducting a thorough examination, the cause of death was a brain haemorrhage."

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All women must experience the pain of child birth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I watched silently, tears rolling down my face, as clip 23 of 665 of me eating arsnic and lead poisoned food played on my laptop.	12
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep."	12
I wait for my ancestors to tell me to stop when salting or seasoning my food.	12
I felt my wife press her naked body against me, wrap her arms around me and say while licking my ear, "Last night was amazing.".	11
I read the note tapped to my wife's forhead which said, "It has taken you 3 years to get 10k karma and free your wife."	11
"His type don't bite", my neighbour said as he opened the cage in the backseat of the car.	10
Hakuna Matata Timon.	8
Everything was eerily quiet as I saw the knife repeatedly stab in and out of the woman and It was like I had no control over my body.	8
"And so after conducting a thorough examination, the cause of death was a brain haemorrhage."	8
All women must experience the pain of child birth.	7