/u/Theisolatedextrovert's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After all these years of abuse, I really wanted my husband dead.

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"What do you think of humans?" I asked my robot, to which he replied "They should be killed."

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I felt an itch in my eye, and I think I felt tears rolling down my cheeks as a by-product of the soreness.

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My father loved playing 'guess who?' when I was a child by closing my eyes with his hands.

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"I killed her."

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My wife was raped but nobody took her seriously.

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After a long while of not submitting anything on r/TwoSentenceHorror, it feels great to be back. NSFW

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I used to laugh it off when my friends told me I had terrible self control.

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After receiving gibberish in my email, I texted my friend jokingly asking if he fell asleep on his keyboard.

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The sign in front of my new dentist's office read, "You will never see your bad teeth again."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After all these years of abuse, I really wanted my husband dead.	776
"What do you think of humans?" I asked my robot, to which he replied "They should be killed."	259
I felt an itch in my eye, and I think I felt tears rolling down my cheeks as a by-product of the soreness.	148
My father loved playing 'guess who?' when I was a child by closing my eyes with his hands.	146
"I killed her."	123
My wife was raped but nobody took her seriously.	109
After a long while of not submitting anything on r/TwoSentenceHorror, it feels great to be back. NSFW	96
I used to laugh it off when my friends told me I had terrible self control.	51
After receiving gibberish in my email, I texted my friend jokingly asking if he fell asleep on his keyboard.	32
The sign in front of my new dentist's office read, "You will never see your bad teeth again."	30