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My son keeps repeating a knock knock joke in his sleep.

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When I was four I had found a station on my toy radio with soft singing and occasional screaming.

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“It’s a harmless kid’s show that he’s watching,” I argued.

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“You meant the muffin man and not the murder man, right sweetie?”

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I time traveled back to the Mayan civilization and made a shocking revelation about the prophetic end of the world.

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My toddler hated me bringing his stuffed animals back to his crib.

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She was always told she could light up a room.

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“Daddy this turkey leg tastes funny.”

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The last thing I heard before our totaled car engulfed into flames was the GPS say “you have arrived.”

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“This is just a dream” I kept repeating as the thumping continued above me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son keeps repeating a knock knock joke in his sleep.	506
When I was four I had found a station on my toy radio with soft singing and occasional screaming.	241
“It’s a harmless kid’s show that he’s watching,” I argued.	148
“You meant the muffin man and not the murder man, right sweetie?”	67
I time traveled back to the Mayan civilization and made a shocking revelation about the prophetic end of the world.	48
My toddler hated me bringing his stuffed animals back to his crib.	12
She was always told she could light up a room.	10
“Daddy this turkey leg tastes funny.”	9
The last thing I heard before our totaled car engulfed into flames was the GPS say “you have arrived.”	6
“This is just a dream” I kept repeating as the thumping continued above me.	4