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For the past 20 years, my older brother has beaten me in everything, but after tonight I'll never lose again.

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My wife never listens to me when I tell her to lock the doors, so when I got home, I wasn't surprised to find the door open.

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My grandmother told me stories about the reaper's parade marching through the streets of New Orleans collecting the souls of the Dead.

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Lately, I've had dreams about my wife killing me in the most gruesome ways.

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People make fun of me for being afraid of pools.

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I never understood why people buried their loved ones, but I'm grateful they do because I'm always looking for a new doll to dig up and add to my collection.

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My mother always told me, "never trust women I meet at the bar," and I wish I had listened to her.

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This goes against everything I was taught in medical school, and it violates the promise that every doctor has made to protect and save lives, but there's just something about killing that fills me with great pleasure.

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After I killed him, I called the paw patrol to help dispose of the body.

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Father stated to receive his gift, I must sacrifice my heart and my humanity.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For the past 20 years, my older brother has beaten me in everything, but after tonight I'll never lose again.	510
My wife never listens to me when I tell her to lock the doors, so when I got home, I wasn't surprised to find the door open.	114
My grandmother told me stories about the reaper's parade marching through the streets of New Orleans collecting the souls of the Dead.	83
Lately, I've had dreams about my wife killing me in the most gruesome ways.	31
People make fun of me for being afraid of pools.	29
I never understood why people buried their loved ones, but I'm grateful they do because I'm always looking for a new doll to dig up and add to my collection.	26
My mother always told me, "never trust women I meet at the bar," and I wish I had listened to her.	16
This goes against everything I was taught in medical school, and it violates the promise that every doctor has made to protect and save lives, but there's just something about killing that fills me with great pleasure.	1
After I killed him, I called the paw patrol to help dispose of the body.	1
Father stated to receive his gift, I must sacrifice my heart and my humanity.	1