/u/Therandomfox's posts
[EU] Everyone in the neighbourhood knows Garfield. In particular, the fact that he is an eldritch being that will go to any length to protect his human. Everyone, that is, except Jon himself.
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[WP] "See the thing about human rights," the executive explained. "Is that it only applies to humans. Aliens? They get no such thing."
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[WP] "You have to understand: Humans have never NOT lived under any tyranny of some form. It's all they know. They literally can't even imagine what a world without it is like."
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[EU] For the first time ever, Hogwarts has a muggleborn headmaster. They attempt to modernize the archaic school.
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[WP] Genies inhabit not just dusty ancient arabian oil lamps, but any manmade light-emitting object that fits within the human concept of a "lamp". Write a documentary about the evolution of genie housing across time--past, present and future--and how it has affected their lifestyles.
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[WP] Evil isn't always ugly. Sometimes it can be the most beautiful and attractive thing you have ever seen.
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[WP] You're a supervillain. Your job is to make the local heroes' lives miserable. Thing is, you don't have any tragic backstory or obsession with revenge or all that crap. You're a guy who's just a villain for fun.
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[WP] The skies are burning a bloody crimson and rifts to other dimensions are popping up everywhere. You are a Reality Tech Support officer for this universe, and your once lazy office is now being swamped with calls.
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[WP] "There's a reason why you only ever hear about the flunkies. Because here at the Villain Academy we teach you how to be a *competent* villain!"
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