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I get something from my son in the mail every year on my birthday.

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“I HAVE TO KILL THAT BABY,” the crazed man shouted over and over again in a frenzied state before the security guards finally shot him dead.

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It took me a long while, but I’ve finally mastered the art of walking backwards.

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It’s day 11 of the zombie apocalypse and I can still hear those bastards screaming and pounding on the locked, barricaded door.

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I was horrified and disgusted when I discovered the internet post advertising my missing 15yr old daughter for $250 an hour.

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It took hundreds of years and many generations of families, but the generation spaceship had finally reached the edge of the known universe.

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Happiness is hearing the sound of your dog running towards you when you get home from work.

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The doctor said I needed to lose 10 pounds.

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The contract states that I will receive a million dollars immediately, but that someone I know and love will be dragged to hell for all eternity within the hour.

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“I only have 2 bullets left,” I thought to myself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I get something from my son in the mail every year on my birthday.	595
“I HAVE TO KILL THAT BABY,” the crazed man shouted over and over again in a frenzied state before the security guards finally shot him dead.	299
It took me a long while, but I’ve finally mastered the art of walking backwards.	150
It’s day 11 of the zombie apocalypse and I can still hear those bastards screaming and pounding on the locked, barricaded door.	48
I was horrified and disgusted when I discovered the internet post advertising my missing 15yr old daughter for $250 an hour.	45
It took hundreds of years and many generations of families, but the generation spaceship had finally reached the edge of the known universe.	45
Happiness is hearing the sound of your dog running towards you when you get home from work.	32
The doctor said I needed to lose 10 pounds.	30
The contract states that I will receive a million dollars immediately, but that someone I know and love will be dragged to hell for all eternity within the hour.	29
“I only have 2 bullets left,” I thought to myself.	28