/u/ThesaurusRex84's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]Every time a John Cena joke is made, he's actually summoned. It's getting in the way of his schedule...
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[WP]For many years Canada has been channeling all its collective hatred into Canada geese -- the secret to their friendliness. One day, a friendly goose is discovered.
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[WP]Your friend has announced the birth of their beautiful baby. You have been chosen to be their devilfather.
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[WP]The real reason nobody can find the legendary Sinbad genie movie? Sinbad is an actual genie and he's been working hard to keep it a secret.
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[WP] Christopher Columbus makes landfall on the island of San Salvador, becoming the first European to visit the New World since the Vikings. Little did anyone know, this was the true home of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog...
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[WP]You know those old ladies that watch you from the balconies? Turns out they form a top-secret surveillance and intelligence agency, and you REALLY don't want to get on their bad side...
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[EU]Faced with the frustration of never having his later works taken seriously due to certain children's books, A.A. Milne decides to make a darker, more mature Hundred Acre Wood...
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[WP]Accepting and interacting with an envoy of foreign diplomats is the least favorite duty of the King/Queen. As a result they never grant an audience until they're sufficiently inebriated...
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[WP]You die and go to Hell. Despite the abundant evidence to the contrary, and much to the chagrin of its grotesque inhabitants, you keep expecting it, demons and Satan to be the whimsical, relatable beings you see parodied on /r/writingprompts.
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