/u/ThiccChiken27's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] “Their general said they’ve aquired our most powerful military tech, and plan to use it against us.” You were scared, until you landed your starship in a small town in rural Virginia, to find an army of aliens armed with pitchforks and hoes.
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[WP] “I can slap you into next week!” Your mom would always threaten, but one day when she actually slapped you, you suddenly appear a week ahead of where you were, and you’re completely alone.
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[WP] War on the galactic stage is much more political than militaristic, with most militaries more for show than anything else. When a civilization first declared war on humanity, they learned the humans have a particular way of handling things.
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[WP] You’re in a changing room, looking at yourself and your new shirt in the mirror, when you’re reflection slips, and then hurriedly lines itself back up with your position
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[WP] For Christmas you receive a new keyboard, but you don’t need it so you toss it aside as useless. 12 years later you’re cleaning your apartment when you find it, you type the word “car” to see if it still works, when suddenly a car comes crashing through your roof.
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[WP] Humanity was at war with a distant alien species that wished to harvest their start for resources. Due to how long it takes for information to travel in space the aliens assumed human technology was still primitive, oh how wrong they were.
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[WP] You’re the son of Hades but have always attempted to hide your godly upbringing, now you’re a middle aged office worker in New York and you use your powers to slightly mess with your coworkers.
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[WP] Humanity believes they are the strongest civilization in the galaxy, on the galactic power scale they believe they rank 10/10, one day an ambassador from the galactic capital lands on earth and tells them they’re a 0.07 on the scale.
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[WP] In a joking attempt to disprove some rumors, you make an offering to Cthulhu. But when he actually shows up, you’ve got some explaining to do.
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