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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

8465 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I set the hibernation pod to the year 2100

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Marriage is like a game of poker, where you start off with 2 hearts and a diamond.

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Oh good, you’re awake, for a moment I thought you were hibernating.

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The magical slide gives you an infinite amount of whatever you shout whilst sliding.

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I’m so tired, maybe he’s right, maybe I should get some sleep, I feel as though I could go into hibernation

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People have started using AI to create content for r/twosentencehorror

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The terror of the sleep paralysis had taken its hold as it pinned me down and all I could do was wait.

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[Dec21] It almost feels like Christmas except there’s no real way of knowing for sure.

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It felt strange, almost surreal, to look at myself stood in front of the mirror, for the first time in so long.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy	8465	TwoSentenceHorror
I set the hibernation pod to the year 2100	370	TwoSentenceHorror
Marriage is like a game of poker, where you start off with 2 hearts and a diamond.	114	TwoSentenceComedy
Oh good, you’re awake, for a moment I thought you were hibernating.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
The magical slide gives you an infinite amount of whatever you shout whilst sliding.	20	TwoSentenceComedy
I’m so tired, maybe he’s right, maybe I should get some sleep, I feel as though I could go into hibernation	13	TwoSentenceHorror
People have started using AI to create content for r/twosentencehorror	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The terror of the sleep paralysis had taken its hold as it pinned me down and all I could do was wait.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
[Dec21] It almost feels like Christmas except there’s no real way of knowing for sure.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
It felt strange, almost surreal, to look at myself stood in front of the mirror, for the first time in so long.	8	TwoSentenceHorror