/u/ThreeMarmots's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For safety reasons, I got rid of all the guns in the house.

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I finally achieved my dream of walking a major fashion show catwalk in a size zero dress!

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I love to stand on the pier at sunset, holding my boyfriend's hand.

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My new park ranger's manual reads, "Tell visitors that Hanging Rock is named for the shape."

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My babysitting clients gave me a fifty dollar bonus for handling their difficult kids.

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We vow that through danger, disease, and death, we will never be defeated, and our tribe will increase!

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After years of struggling to break into acting, a director said he wants to cast me!

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It's so cute the way my neighbor's canine loves to give big, sloppy kisses.

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"Wow, I sure dodged that bullet," I thought.

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My team asked me to throw out the first pitch!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For safety reasons, I got rid of all the guns in the house.	580
I finally achieved my dream of walking a major fashion show catwalk in a size zero dress!	78
I love to stand on the pier at sunset, holding my boyfriend's hand.	48
My new park ranger's manual reads, "Tell visitors that Hanging Rock is named for the shape."	48
My babysitting clients gave me a fifty dollar bonus for handling their difficult kids.	28
We vow that through danger, disease, and death, we will never be defeated, and our tribe will increase!	25
After years of struggling to break into acting, a director said he wants to cast me!	12
It's so cute the way my neighbor's canine loves to give big, sloppy kisses.	12
"Wow, I sure dodged that bullet," I thought.	8
My team asked me to throw out the first pitch!	7