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For safety reasons, I got rid of all the guns in the house.

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I finally achieved my dream of walking a major fashion show catwalk in a size zero dress!

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I love to stand on the pier at sunset, holding my boyfriend's hand.

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My new park ranger's manual reads, "Tell visitors that Hanging Rock is named for the shape."

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My babysitting clients gave me a fifty dollar bonus for handling their difficult kids.

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We vow that through danger, disease, and death, we will never be defeated, and our tribe will increase!

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After years of struggling to break into acting, a director said he wants to cast me!

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It's so cute the way my neighbor's canine loves to give big, sloppy kisses.

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"Wow, I sure dodged that bullet," I thought.

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My team asked me to throw out the first pitch!

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