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I was off my head on pain medicine so I let the hospital chaplain continue to assume I was an employee.

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The cops weren't interested in me after the first decapitation video showed up on Youtube.

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One thought raced through my mind as the mugger put his knife to my neck.

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Since I had good insurance I wasn’t too concerned when I could not locate my car in the parking lot.

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My payment was halved because I was only supposed to snipe one target, not three.

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I know you’re supposed to stay where you are if you are lost in the woods.

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Purely out of bordeom I asked Alexa to play the screams of the damned in hell.

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I thought the finger emerging from the bathroom sink was maybe a plumber being silly.

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I told my shrink I cannot trust her because I have hallucinated shrinks before.

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The tests proved I could donate safely to my adopted sister.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was off my head on pain medicine so I let the hospital chaplain continue to assume I was an employee.	242	TwoSentenceHorror
The cops weren't interested in me after the first decapitation video showed up on Youtube.	230	TwoSentenceHorror
One thought raced through my mind as the mugger put his knife to my neck.	220	TwoSentenceHorror
Since I had good insurance I wasn’t too concerned when I could not locate my car in the parking lot.	188	TwoSentenceHorror
My payment was halved because I was only supposed to snipe one target, not three.	187	TwoSentenceHorror
I know you’re supposed to stay where you are if you are lost in the woods.	162	TwoSentenceHorror
Purely out of bordeom I asked Alexa to play the screams of the damned in hell.	151	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought the finger emerging from the bathroom sink was maybe a plumber being silly.	146	TwoSentenceHorror
I told my shrink I cannot trust her because I have hallucinated shrinks before.	144	TwoSentenceHorror
The tests proved I could donate safely to my adopted sister.	138	TwoSentenceHorror