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After the nurse informed me my baby had died I went across the street to get rip-roaring drunk.

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I lied on my resume to get this job.

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The nurse gently stroked my bandaged head and informed me all nine of my friends had been safely recovered from the murder cabin.

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I thought I could send a message for help to the neighbors by changing the name of my Wifi.

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[WP] Since your phone number is one digit off from the Wizard Tech Support hotline, you get the occasional call. You know nothing of magic, but your computer skills and common sense translate real well.

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I admit, I was jealous at how my apprentice was so much better at me in digging graves.

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The time-bending experts in the government hired me for my expertise in ancient languages and dead societies.

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We knew enough not to scan or copy the 'book of evil' in anyway.

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[WP] A moment of passion sends you straight to hell. There's only seven other people. They are pretty cool. Satan doesn't care what you do, just don't break anything.

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Hunting and fishing has kept us alive in this mountain cabin, ever since the apocalypse took the big cities.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After the nurse informed me my baby had died I went across the street to get rip-roaring drunk.	7102	TwoSentenceHorror
I lied on my resume to get this job.	2987	TwoSentenceHorror
The nurse gently stroked my bandaged head and informed me all nine of my friends had been safely recovered from the murder cabin.	2943	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought I could send a message for help to the neighbors by changing the name of my Wifi.	1160	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Since your phone number is one digit off from the Wizard Tech Support hotline, you get the occasional call. You know nothing of magic, but your computer skills and common sense translate real well.	753	WritingPrompts
I admit, I was jealous at how my apprentice was so much better at me in digging graves.	752	TwoSentenceHorror
The time-bending experts in the government hired me for my expertise in ancient languages and dead societies.	532	TwoSentenceHorror
We knew enough not to scan or copy the 'book of evil' in anyway.	393	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] A moment of passion sends you straight to hell. There's only seven other people. They are pretty cool. Satan doesn't care what you do, just don't break anything.	352	WritingPrompts
Hunting and fishing has kept us alive in this mountain cabin, ever since the apocalypse took the big cities.	279	TwoSentenceHorror