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I dragged my kids towards the captain's cry of 'women and children first'!

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The moon colonists started each day with the sight of a green and blue earth.

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The doctor had said triplets was a small possibility so I did not scream at seeing the third head emerge.

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All my colleagues thought my brain switching machine was an utter failure.

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I pretended my vodka stash was water while the other hikers refilled their canteens.

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Ever since I saved the rookie from choking the prison staff always took it easy on me.

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I tried to tell everyone that the volunteers at the thrice weekly magic show never return from wherever the magicians send them.

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The exercises and medicine my shrink gave me seemed to completely obliterate the voices in my head.

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Thanks to all three of us knowing sign language I could tell what my Aunt and Uncle were 'saying' from their car in the next lane.

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At first I was mad my sister put me and my boyfriend on the baseball stadium's kisscam.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I dragged my kids towards the captain's cry of 'women and children first'!	32	TwoSentenceHorror
The moon colonists started each day with the sight of a green and blue earth.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
The doctor had said triplets was a small possibility so I did not scream at seeing the third head emerge.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
All my colleagues thought my brain switching machine was an utter failure.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
I pretended my vodka stash was water while the other hikers refilled their canteens.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
Ever since I saved the rookie from choking the prison staff always took it easy on me.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried to tell everyone that the volunteers at the thrice weekly magic show never return from wherever the magicians send them.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
The exercises and medicine my shrink gave me seemed to completely obliterate the voices in my head.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
Thanks to all three of us knowing sign language I could tell what my Aunt and Uncle were 'saying' from their car in the next lane.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
At first I was mad my sister put me and my boyfriend on the baseball stadium's kisscam.	26	TwoSentenceHorror