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My boss said we’re not delaying the job just so I can go flirt with my girlfriend.

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We thought the invaders had landed on the orphanage first out of pure coincidence.

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Been killing people in VR all day even though the game is glitching.

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The first responders pulled on the winch and saw the stuck burglar rise head-first from the chimney.

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As a professional life coach I would have been proud to hear my new friend stand up for himself and quit a job he disliked

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Mommy said Scruffy ran away and that the monsters under the bed did not get him.

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The impact pattern and the scrap of ticket clearly told the investigator the man had fallen from a passenger plane far above.

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Mommy says we’re going to get a shot from the nice military men and feel better.

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It was a popular viral 'meme' that Friday night, to use Google to leave unpopular reviews of the sun itself.

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The cops were very understanding and took me to a precinct my abusive ex did not work at.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My boss said we’re not delaying the job just so I can go flirt with my girlfriend.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
We thought the invaders had landed on the orphanage first out of pure coincidence.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
Been killing people in VR all day even though the game is glitching.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
The first responders pulled on the winch and saw the stuck burglar rise head-first from the chimney.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
As a professional life coach I would have been proud to hear my new friend stand up for himself and quit a job he disliked	22	TwoSentenceHorror
Mommy said Scruffy ran away and that the monsters under the bed did not get him.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
The impact pattern and the scrap of ticket clearly told the investigator the man had fallen from a passenger plane far above.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
Mommy says we’re going to get a shot from the nice military men and feel better.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
It was a popular viral 'meme' that Friday night, to use Google to leave unpopular reviews of the sun itself.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
The cops were very understanding and took me to a precinct my abusive ex did not work at.	20	TwoSentenceHorror