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I assumed the cute guy I hooked up with at the party was joking when he told me he was an alien.

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I've made peace with the fact that I had to cut off my own hand to free myself from the shackles and escape the mad scientist's laboratory.

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I quivered as she drew in a deep breath, then tried to dance away as she leaned closer, her lips pursed.

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My family was jealous when I inherited my grandfather's most prized possession: his '57 Corvette.

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"Sir, Zombies now control most of the eastern seaboard."

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Even though it was in self defense, the first time I took a life left me with crippling guilt and remorse.

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I've been stuck in this dead-end job so long it feels like the walls of my office are closing in.

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Mr. Fuzzles is the cutest, fluffiest hamster in the whole world and I love him so much.

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"Give us the money or your children will watch you die!" screamed the thug.

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Seeing young people develop self confidence, discipline and strength are the most rewarding parts of being a mentor.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I assumed the cute guy I hooked up with at the party was joking when he told me he was an alien.	10679	TwoSentenceHorror
I've made peace with the fact that I had to cut off my own hand to free myself from the shackles and escape the mad scientist's laboratory.	1312	TwoSentenceHorror
I quivered as she drew in a deep breath, then tried to dance away as she leaned closer, her lips pursed.	323	TwoSentenceHorror
My family was jealous when I inherited my grandfather's most prized possession: his '57 Corvette.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
"Sir, Zombies now control most of the eastern seaboard."	29	TwoSentenceHorror
Even though it was in self defense, the first time I took a life left me with crippling guilt and remorse.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I've been stuck in this dead-end job so long it feels like the walls of my office are closing in.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
Mr. Fuzzles is the cutest, fluffiest hamster in the whole world and I love him so much.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
"Give us the money or your children will watch you die!" screamed the thug.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
Seeing young people develop self confidence, discipline and strength are the most rewarding parts of being a mentor.	8	TwoSentenceHorror