/u/Time_Significance's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[EU] The Joker makes a dastardly plan to make the saddest movie of all time, so sad that millions of people would cry themselves to death from watching it. Since what the Joker was doing was legal, Batman decides to stop him by making the funniest movie of all time.
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[WP] To prevent a war of succession, the King's children must decide amongst themselves who would inherit the throne. Everyone unanimously chose the youngest prince, though, because he was the best at bullshitting.
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[WP] "Oh, no." "What?" "We're changing genres! This story has changed from a dark fantasy to a romantic comedy! The Evil God is about to become my annoying boss!"
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[WP] Right now, you are eating a bagel. So is your ancestor. So is your descendant. Somehow, for various reasons, at this exact time and date, you have all found yourselves sitting down, staring ahead, slowly eating a bagel.
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[WP] A city has been cursed such that anyone who enters it will transform into their desired marriage partner. Things get awkward when the Hero's Party enters it and all the Hero's companions transform into their idealized version of the Hero.
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[WP] You work in an office full of spies, enemy spies, superheroes, supervillains, wizards, aliens, and lizard people. And yet everyone confides to you, a perfectly ordinary person, their secrets because you give genuinely good advice.
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[WP] A girl was tried and found guilty of being a witch. She really was, but how they arrived to that conclusion was utter nonsense.
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[WP] You engrave names on grains of rice. A man named Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz has come to your shop.
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[WP] A royal fairy child was born, and three human godparents were invited to bless the child with gifts. This time, the royal family requested that the godparents be these 'Cowboys' they've heard so much about.
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