/u/Time_Significance's posts
[WP] Everyone in your circle of friends is a secret vampire hunter, except for you. They're being smug about it, but you can't tell them that you are secretly fighting against eldritch horrors.
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[WP] The Heroes politely knocked on the door of the Dark Lord. There was a side quest over in the nearby forest and they were rather lost.
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[WP] "Surely you can't be serious." Said your friend. Your body tenses. You cannot let this opportunity pass. You must speak the sacred phrase.
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[WP] There is a 50/50 chance that leaving the Arch Mage and Head Scientist alone in a room together will result in either a marriage proposal or a doomsday device. More likely both.
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[WP] The evil wizard was too weak, and his spell that was supposed to turn humans into animals only managed to give them animal ears and tails. No one complained.
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[WP] You are a character living in a writer's subconscious, from one of their old high school fanfics. For years you have been forgotten and ignored, but now the writer is writing another book, and you are determined to be remembered again.
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[WP] All of the Hero's companions are actually secretly trying to kill him. Except the Hero is so hilariously powerful that he barely notices their increasingly frustrated attempts at assassination.
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[WP] Zombies don't decompose. They merely stay dormant until a new victim approaches. Millions of years later, an archaeological dig uncovered some very remarkably preserved dinosaur remains.
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