/u/Time_Significance's posts
[WP] An old veteran is given the chance to serve his country once again, as leader of the government's new magical girl project.
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[WP] Instead of an alpaca, you brought a llama for your farm. It was the last mistake you ever made.
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[WP] The Hero's Party have friends in high places. Really high places. So high they exist outside of reality and are known as the Outer Gods. And the heroes want to let them in. The villain, who just wanted to rule the world, now has to stop them.
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[WP] The Hero was a renowned scholar and a skilled strategist, something his enemies frequently forget because all they see is a dude with a big sword.
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[WP] Our first contact with aliens are with alien salesmen trying to sell their (highly questionable) products.
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[WP] It was known as the Helm of Illusions, letting the wearer see alternate realities. It's really because the helm hasn't been cleaned in centuries and there are molds growing inside of it.
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[WP] The nemesis shot the hero with an Evil Beam, intending to make them more, well, evil. Unfortunately, the hero is a firm believer in 'kill them with kindness' and became much nicer instead.
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[WP] The last time dwarves were invited to be godfathers to a Princess, they gave industrial mining equipment to the newborn.
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[WP] After vanquishing the great evil, the Hero was kicked out of his own party. There was a dress code, it was a fancy dress party, and he thought he could get away with wearing only a horse head loincloth.
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