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As a fanatical biologist I love all of my animals.

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Want to know the worst part of being a doll?

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The slaughter house workers found it odd that the cows from one particular farm would grunt and bellow far more aggressively than most of the others.

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I was abducted by a group of hyper intelligent aliens who’s light speed travel technology allowed us to fly instantly from earth to their home world over 50 light years away.

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I administered all the usual psychiatric assessments but the patient just smiled as she scribbled in her book.

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Having died as a six year old boy, I learned pretty quickly that we don’t age in heaven.

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Due to our unusual medical conditions a few of us were spared from the mass executions.

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I met a monster that was only real as long as I remembered it existed.

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From my space station I watched as fires engulfed a continent, cities came to a halt, millions fell ill, oceans flooded the land, and saw the only spacecraft that could take me home vaporized in a nuclear explosion.

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I am the world’s greatest detective, there wasn’t a case I couldn’t solve.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a fanatical biologist I love all of my animals.	7160
Want to know the worst part of being a doll?	6691
The slaughter house workers found it odd that the cows from one particular farm would grunt and bellow far more aggressively than most of the others.	2304
I was abducted by a group of hyper intelligent aliens who’s light speed travel technology allowed us to fly instantly from earth to their home world over 50 light years away.	1830
I administered all the usual psychiatric assessments but the patient just smiled as she scribbled in her book.	851
Having died as a six year old boy, I learned pretty quickly that we don’t age in heaven.	435
Due to our unusual medical conditions a few of us were spared from the mass executions.	292
I met a monster that was only real as long as I remembered it existed.	282
From my space station I watched as fires engulfed a continent, cities came to a halt, millions fell ill, oceans flooded the land, and saw the only spacecraft that could take me home vaporized in a nuclear explosion.	194
I am the world’s greatest detective, there wasn’t a case I couldn’t solve.	184