/u/TipsSlight's posts
[WP] "Listen up, fellas. This pimply kid is our new boss, after he killed the last guy AND half of our men. And for god's sake, don't attack him if he starts apologizing. That'll be the last mistake you'll make if you do."
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[WP] You have a murderous demon out to kill you, but because of the collateral damage he causes, you take it upon yourself to fight crime by running nearby criminals and letting the demon accidentally take care of the issue.
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[TT] You finished what you believe is your favorite book of all time, but all stories must come to an end. The main character of that book refuses that fate, and starts appearing in other books you're reading.
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[WP] In order to go to Heaven, you must be able to endure all the suffering you inflicted on others. That way, only the good at heart that inflicted little to no pain on others would be able to enter. But you, the invincible villain terrorizing the planet for every year that you lived? You made it.
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[WP] You quit your job to become a dictator, and it goes well due to your ability to clone yourself infinitely. As the ruler of the world, you decide to put cloning ability and your job experience as a social worker to become the most benevolent dictator mankind will ever come to know.
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[WP] "So, you finally did it. The entirety of humanity will be destroyed in a matter of minutes. But why send all life on Earth to oblivion?" "I didn't do my homework last night."
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[WP] You're the last of a previously immortal race, suddenly turned mortal due to unknown circumstances. Or maybe you are still immortal. You haven't died yet, and that's all you know.
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