/u/TitanicMan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I busted a nut all over my belly.

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I think to myself internally, "what if those crackpots are actually right about there being a microchip?"

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The time travel experiment was a complete success, but I am now in space where Earth was yesterday.

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Well, for the first time ever, I slipped while doing parkour on the roof.

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I cut my wrist, again, and again, and again, and again.

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Saving Game, Please Wait...

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Me and my 2 friends were hopelessly lost, one had to be killed so we could eat.

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You? No, the NSA has no reason to spy on you through your webcam.

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The Ouija Board in the living room frantically spells "GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT"

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People always claim to know what the afterlife is going to be like.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I busted a nut all over my belly.	15
I think to myself internally, "what if those crackpots are actually right about there being a microchip?"	15
The time travel experiment was a complete success, but I am now in space where Earth was yesterday.	15
Well, for the first time ever, I slipped while doing parkour on the roof.	14
I cut my wrist, again, and again, and again, and again.	14
Saving Game, Please Wait...	14
Me and my 2 friends were hopelessly lost, one had to be killed so we could eat.	14
You? No, the NSA has no reason to spy on you through your webcam.	14
The Ouija Board in the living room frantically spells "GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT"	13
People always claim to know what the afterlife is going to be like.	13