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"STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF" the bully chanted

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"I'm sorry, the disease has reached the final stage, the one where you will have delirious hallucinations until death"

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I looked outside to see a UFO hovering directly above my house

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"Listen to me, I have to tell you about the afterlife before the knowledge is forever forgotten!"

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Turns out, they confirmed life doesn't actually begin at conception.

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"Aaaaand, you're cured!" The doctor announced

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"Your free trial has expired, exiting software." rumbled throughout the house.

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They said "take two of these a day and the pain will stop"

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When we couldn't find grandma, we just figured she went for a walk.

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I finally got an emergency flashlight to work and the door wouldn't open, so I gazed out the ships window.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF" the bully chanted	8578
"I'm sorry, the disease has reached the final stage, the one where you will have delirious hallucinations until death"	7664
I looked outside to see a UFO hovering directly above my house	1834
"Listen to me, I have to tell you about the afterlife before the knowledge is forever forgotten!"	874
Turns out, they confirmed life doesn't actually begin at conception.	324
"Aaaaand, you're cured!" The doctor announced	256
"Your free trial has expired, exiting software." rumbled throughout the house.	244
They said "take two of these a day and the pain will stop"	183
When we couldn't find grandma, we just figured she went for a walk.	177
I finally got an emergency flashlight to work and the door wouldn't open, so I gazed out the ships window.	113