/u/TitanicMan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the anesthetic began setting in, the young doctor excitedly tells me "Not to alarm you, but you're my first patient ever!"

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"Daddy, I finally unlocked it!" my son declared

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"For my last wish, I don't want to outlive any of my family or friends."

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I finally got help with my gambling addiction, today was the first day in 5 years I didn't even buy a lotto ticket.

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Did you know, if you put an Uber or Lyft sticker on your car and park in busy places, people will just get into your car?

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"911? This cop is about to kill me!"

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After the close call, I went to go see a support group for near death experiences.

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"Sometimes I just feel like this world is a false replica of the real world designed to torment everyone."

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"We need to separate, I'm so sorry." she said.

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I heard Pa call out from the house "who let the dang dog in?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the anesthetic began setting in, the young doctor excitedly tells me "Not to alarm you, but you're my first patient ever!"	92
"Daddy, I finally unlocked it!" my son declared	66
"For my last wish, I don't want to outlive any of my family or friends."	64
I finally got help with my gambling addiction, today was the first day in 5 years I didn't even buy a lotto ticket.	64
Did you know, if you put an Uber or Lyft sticker on your car and park in busy places, people will just get into your car?	62
"911? This cop is about to kill me!"	60
After the close call, I went to go see a support group for near death experiences.	56
"Sometimes I just feel like this world is a false replica of the real world designed to torment everyone."	51
"We need to separate, I'm so sorry." she said.	49
I heard Pa call out from the house "who let the dang dog in?"	47