/u/TitanicMan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Man, it's absolutely raining cats and dogs out there."

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"Did you sprinkle pop rocks on my pizza?"

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I have a bad nail biting habit

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As I swing from the rope while reality starts to fade to white, the last thing I hear is the TV announce...

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I was told by a psychic what my last words would be.

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"Mom, the birthday wish worked and you're alive!"

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"Finally, a gaming system to keep my mind off things" I thought joyfully

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The officer has his gun drawn and aimed right at me, I nervously chuckle and say "at least I'm white, right?"

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"The internet sucks on this plane" I thought to myself as my game glitched.

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I always close and lock the door before bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Man, it's absolutely raining cats and dogs out there."	38
"Did you sprinkle pop rocks on my pizza?"	38
I have a bad nail biting habit	36
As I swing from the rope while reality starts to fade to white, the last thing I hear is the TV announce...	33
I was told by a psychic what my last words would be.	32
"Mom, the birthday wish worked and you're alive!"	31
"Finally, a gaming system to keep my mind off things" I thought joyfully	31
The officer has his gun drawn and aimed right at me, I nervously chuckle and say "at least I'm white, right?"	29
"The internet sucks on this plane" I thought to myself as my game glitched.	29
I always close and lock the door before bed.	28