/u/TitillatingTadpole's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We asked Aunt Judy why she didn't bring her famous cranberry sauce to Thanksgiving dinner this year.

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The doctor had a sterling reputation until it was discovered that he was sleeping with his patients.

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"What the hell did you do to my shoulder," the transgender woman in the hospital bed next to me wailed.

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"Welp," said my neighbor, "it's time to hit the sack."

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"Dark meat as usual, honey?"

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The three-legged clown cornered me in the haunted funhouse.

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I tried to stop my dad from trying to save my mom.

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I have a lot on my mind.

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The farmer held the chicken up for everyone in the class to see.

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"Dark meat as usual, honey?" I asked my wife as I carved the turkey.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We asked Aunt Judy why she didn't bring her famous cranberry sauce to Thanksgiving dinner this year.	1364
The doctor had a sterling reputation until it was discovered that he was sleeping with his patients.	1092
"What the hell did you do to my shoulder," the transgender woman in the hospital bed next to me wailed.	972
"Welp," said my neighbor, "it's time to hit the sack."	581
"Dark meat as usual, honey?"	10
The three-legged clown cornered me in the haunted funhouse.	9
I tried to stop my dad from trying to save my mom.	7
I have a lot on my mind.	5
The farmer held the chicken up for everyone in the class to see.	1
"Dark meat as usual, honey?" I asked my wife as I carved the turkey.	1