/u/TitusPotPie's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

My four year old said he wished that people didn't have to knock.

14607 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

A tree fell and no one was around to hear it.

6067 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I truly love volunteering for disaster relief.

4280 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The inmate said he wanted "chicken nuggets, pepperoni pizza, and a corner slice of cake" for his last meal.

666 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When I asked grandfather what real hunger was like.

519 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Diseases often require cures, but sometimes the best thing to do is cauterize."

402 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

It has been a year since they came from the stars and spread across the planet like a plague.

323 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I'm going to kill my cell mate if he doesn't stop talking.

228 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I asked my son, what is it about books he loves so much?

160 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

A burn mark was apparent on the firefighters wrist.

158 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My four year old said he wished that people didn't have to knock.	14607
A tree fell and no one was around to hear it.	6067
I truly love volunteering for disaster relief.	4280
The inmate said he wanted "chicken nuggets, pepperoni pizza, and a corner slice of cake" for his last meal.	666
When I asked grandfather what real hunger was like.	519
"Diseases often require cures, but sometimes the best thing to do is cauterize."	402
It has been a year since they came from the stars and spread across the planet like a plague.	323
I'm going to kill my cell mate if he doesn't stop talking.	228
I asked my son, what is it about books he loves so much?	160
A burn mark was apparent on the firefighters wrist.	158