/u/ToaztyWaffle's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The horrifying creature that just ate my wife looked at me with a frightening expression, and spoke.

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My partner tied me to the bed

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My daddy told me to not go to cassie’s house after school anymore.

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Slaughter houses are cruel to animals.

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Did you know that dead batteries dont bounce?

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My friend told me what it would be like to be a spider.

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The journalist stitched his father's face back onto his when it accidentally came off again.

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I prefer sleeping top bunk.

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I sometimes like to listen to music as I perform sugary on my patients.

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My mom keeps telling me that I’m the biggest screw up in the family.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The horrifying creature that just ate my wife looked at me with a frightening expression, and spoke.	599
My partner tied me to the bed	70
My daddy told me to not go to cassie’s house after school anymore.	60
Slaughter houses are cruel to animals.	21
Did you know that dead batteries dont bounce?	16
My friend told me what it would be like to be a spider.	12
The journalist stitched his father's face back onto his when it accidentally came off again.	12
I prefer sleeping top bunk.	10
I sometimes like to listen to music as I perform sugary on my patients.	2
My mom keeps telling me that I’m the biggest screw up in the family.	1