/u/TongueBiscuit's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My pals and I had some fun today, it was warm, the grass was wet, we rolled in the mud, and we got a bit rowdy

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The sobbing girl in the funeral asked who had killed Mommy and Daddy, so I leaned in close and whispered,

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Content with my life, I relax against the still river, and I ask the ferryman, "Do you have a name?"

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The people ran away screaming as my dad held me tight in his arms

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As we sat down for a drink, my colleague talked about the use of more brutal methods for experimentation

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As the thing with the toothy maw was chasing me, I ran for the locked door, and after the scariest few seconds of my life, I finally was able to unlock it and escape

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I like eating a tasty meal while I'm cuddled up and warm

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I looked up and saw what looked like a plane hovering above us

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As I came down to get food, my heart skipped a beat when I saw a cockroach in the living room

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As I shot down the last of the monsters, a crowd people came out of hiding and cried tears of relief

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My pals and I had some fun today, it was warm, the grass was wet, we rolled in the mud, and we got a bit rowdy	312
The sobbing girl in the funeral asked who had killed Mommy and Daddy, so I leaned in close and whispered,	303
Content with my life, I relax against the still river, and I ask the ferryman, "Do you have a name?"	121
The people ran away screaming as my dad held me tight in his arms	54
As we sat down for a drink, my colleague talked about the use of more brutal methods for experimentation	44
As the thing with the toothy maw was chasing me, I ran for the locked door, and after the scariest few seconds of my life, I finally was able to unlock it and escape	38
I like eating a tasty meal while I'm cuddled up and warm	37
I looked up and saw what looked like a plane hovering above us	37
As I came down to get food, my heart skipped a beat when I saw a cockroach in the living room	36
As I shot down the last of the monsters, a crowd people came out of hiding and cried tears of relief	26