/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A group of alien philanthropists both repair and improve Earth's Climate. However, they neglected to tell humanity of their kind gesture.
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[WP] You've gained the ability to sling webs out of your wrists, stick to walls, lift many times your weight, and sense danger. Upon revealing this, Disney sues you and your blind lawer for copyright infringement. This is how you won the case.
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[WP] In 99% of all realities, you become a brutal dictator responsible for the murder of millions. Upon discovering this, you set out to rid the multiverse of yourself.
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[WP] Two narrators fight over the tone of a New Years story. One hoping to tell a tale of whimsical optimism, the other a grim story of cutting nihilism.
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[WP] The village views you as a wise oracle, who's prophecies are never wrong and a bestower of quests upon the worthy. In all actuality, you're just the smartest person in a town full of idiots and have the charm to take advantage of it.
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[WP] Modern often vampires become doctors not only because of the access to blood, but to search for a cure for their affliction. You've spent your whole career trying to prove this to the clueless Chief of Medicine at the hospital you work at, but he never seems to notice the obvious evidence.
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[WP] You’ve finally solved the “Plot Armor” formula and plan to construct sets of it for top dollar! Problem is, you misplaced a negative during calculation, and now “anti-plot armor” is being sold to the masses.
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[WP] The world unleashes all of its nuclear weapons at each other. More terrifying than the initial launch is the fact that all weapons completely failed to detonate.
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[WP] Your father summoned a demon to grant you fame and fortune Your Grandmama has prayed for a guardian angel to ensure your happiness. By sheer coincidence, both choose to introduce themselves to you at the same time.
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[WP] Upon having a child, men are granted a "dad strength" stat. Basically its your original strength multiplied by your childs strength ( Dad can lift 25 kilos, son can lift 2 kilos, means Dad can lift 50 kilos with dad strength). Upon your daughters birth, you can now lift mountains with ease.
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