/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After a rowdy night in Vegas, Satan found himself hitched to hoochie mama. He divorced her, but due to a clause in the marriage contract, she gets half of everything. Count your blessings for you are that hoochie mama.
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[WP] Satan prowls around prisons penitentiaries in his spare time. Its not for anything evil, inmates just seem to... get him, you know?
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[WP] Just before Earth's Destruction, thousands of ships carrying millions of humans evacuated the planet and immediately lost contact with each other. Several millennia later, two of those ships reunite.
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[WP] After lying on your resumé, You have been hired to turn a group of happy peace-loving gnomes into elite tactical commandos before summers end or the entire Gnome Kingdom will be destroyed.
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[WP] Your whole life is a farce, being filmed and broadcasted to millions for their entertainment without your knowledge. The show is so popular its spawned a parody version where various aspects of your life are warped and exaggerated for comedic effect. You are accidentally sent to the Parody Show
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[WP] Clean renewable energy is abundant and widely used, All foods are natural and 100% vegan ending animal cruelty, and peace between nations has ended all war, ect. On paper, the world should be healing, but it isn't..
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[WP] Before his death, God used his last bit of power to implant a message in a bottle which he then cast into the ocean. Centuries later, you find it.
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[WP] You are an advertising aficionado. Anything you even slightly endorse becomes incredibly and instantly popular whether you want it to or not.
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