/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[WP] Your father left for a pack of cigarettes, and never came back. Years later, your child has an imaginary friend that sounds alot like your father, and he's desperate to contact you.
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[WP] The powers of a telepath vary drastically based on their perspective. Tired of being a miserable person with terrible mental powers, you decide to change your mentality and by extension change your telepathic abilities.
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[WP] Jesus returned shortly after the resurrection and had been on Earth ever since. He has spent his time helping people as best he can which ironically puts him at odds with a ton of churches that claim to worship him.
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[WP] A Magician at your county fair asked for a volunteer to hypnotize. Out of boredom you raised your hand and took to the stage. He put you in a trance, and you awakened what feels like moments later, but it has actually been years.
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[WP] Hell has been in economic crisis ever since the value of human souls plummeted. You, as hot shot young demon, have discovered something better to base the economy on and are 5 minutes away from pitching your idea to Satan himself.
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[WP] The first thing the Grim Reaper says to you post-mortem is “Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I’m going to have to fill out because of you?!”
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[WP] The Angel of death has a difficult job. However what few people realize the Angel of Life deals with just as much hardship.
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[WP] "Life is precious, because it is short..." Spoke the preacher. You walked into the church, seeking guidance on how to handle your immortality. "...and if you want your life to have meaning try making someone else's life meaningful!"
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