/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[WP] You jokingly ask your pet lizard of he's working for the Reptilian brotherhood. He immediately responds, "what gave me away?"
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Satan's daughter has entered a rebellious stage and joined a church to spite her father. In response, the Devil tries to win her back by proving he's "hip" and "cool."
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] The Angel looked at the Bible in confusion. “A whole book? But God only spoke a single sentence to humanity.”
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] A member of the rebellion chastises you for willingly joining the evil empire, but when you start talking about the benefits, his tone changes dramatically.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] To better connect with his goth grandchild, an old man begins to study witchcraft and finds he has a knack for it.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] New years eve, 6968 A.D. Thousands of rowdy time travelers arrive and nearly destroy the space time Continuum. Every new years since, humanity has prepared for it to happen again. Now, in 69420 A.D. a time traveler arrives.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Everyone in your family has tried to avoid a career in politics, but somehow they keep getting elected. You just turned 18, and the voters are already looking at you.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Super-powers begin to emerge as a response to a corresponding fears or mental traumas. Claustrophobia gives the power to shrink, anti-social personality disorder begets invisibility ones self and so on.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You run a sham magic school where the students pay big bucks, learn nothing, and don't even realize.The system has worked for decades, but some people are starting to catch on.
Mark as read: Add to a list