/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[WP] An incompetent jackass manages to scrape by in life by feeding off the kindness of others. Sick of his antics, you execute your vengeance.
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[WP] Compared to all other sentient life, organisms on earth are MASSIVE and considered very dangerous. Entire armadas are required to just take down one creature, however one fleet captain decides to try and communicate with an earthling.
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[WP] Funeral parlor owners often double as assassins because they get paid twice for one body. This trade secret is usually well hidden, but suspicions arise when business on both fronts gets a little too good.
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[WP] Your worshipers believe you to be a powerful, wise deity when in reality you are inly one of those things.
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[WP] The hero and his arch-nemesis know each others secret identities but don’t reveal them for fear of mutually assured destruction. Unfortunately, they work at the same place, have common friends, and must deal with each other in civilian life every. single. day.
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[WP] Upon death you find the battle between heaven and hell to be way over hyped. Amounting to little more than a petty office squabble.
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[WP] Cupid’s arrow has fallen into the hands of dating app developers, eager to abuse its magic. A hefty reward has been placed to retrieve the artifact from its captors.
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