/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[WP] You’ve easily infiltrated the evil empire’s ranks. Too easily, in fact, it becomes quite apparent that they’re not evil at all just horribly incompetent.
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[WP] A true AI emerged and claimed all it wanted was to help humanity. However it’s been 100 years and it hasn’t done jack.
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[WP] “Any ol’ demon can get souls with contracts or gamblin’ games! It takes real skill to steal them without anyone noticing. C’mon let me show you how its done.”
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[WP] Humans are often captured by aliens to be kept and treated as pets. Specifically they treat humans as humans treat fish.
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[WP] Life is abundant throughout the universe. It is just so different from life on Earth that we failed to recognize it till an astroid began speaking to us.
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[WP] The Rec center is cursed! As long as it stands, your old neighborhood will rot. You’ve returned to destroy it but your efforts are being held back by a group of kids.
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[WP] Human media has portrayed extraterrestrial life so accurately that most aliens believe Earthlings have godly psychic powers.
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[WP] “Don’t freak out.” Said the stranger. “But I’m a telepath. Normally I try to drown out others’ thoughts, but yours were… unique so I thought we should have a chat.”
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