/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[WP] You start a conversation at a protest against the emperors rule, only to realize part way through you’re talking to the emperor in disguise.
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[WP] If a horror novel is particularly frightening, the author is offered to be a consultant to the devil himself!
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[WP] You've spent your life attempting to defeat a tyrannical God of Absolute Order. Your only hope is an insane God of Absolute Chaos. Somehow, you think this can work.
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[WP] Water that flows through a river is subject to a cycle and so is the time that flows through our universe. The next phase of the Time Cycle has begun.
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[EU] Scott Pilgrim wants to try batting for the other team, and asks out Poseidon. However, before they can date, Scott must defeat the Sea King's seven godly exes.
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[WP] Most people become sentient in the first 3-5 years of their life. This didn't happen to you until age 22.
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[WP] Being the God of a young and empty universe is lonely, so you create another being with equal power to yourself to spend some time with.
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[WP] A city sized piece of the future is whipped back to the present in an experiment gone wrong. A team is dispatched to investigate this "future sight."
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[WP] Hammer bro. is stocking up on weapons before going to battle Mario again. Unbeknownst to the minon, he has lifted Mjolnir, and aquired the powers of the great god Thor.
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