/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[EU] The death of his aunt and uncle caused Luke Skywalker to refuse to learn the ways of the force or go anywhere near the Galactic Empire. 5 years later, Luke reflects on his decision.
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[WP] There once was a lady who swallowed a spider, to catch a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly, but I DO know the spider was radioactive and previously gave some nerd superpowers.
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[WP] The ghosts of Halloweens past, present, and future set out to remind an angsty middle school kid why he should treasure the holiday.
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[WP] He raised an army, pillaged your churches, burned your crops, killed thousands, then disappeared. Years later, you stumble across him begging for spare change on a roadside.
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[WP] You were born with incredible superpowers, but never chose the hero life. Only using them occasionally. However, people can't seem to leave you alone. They say you're obligated to become a hero, and after 20 years of listening to them complain, you let them have a piece of your mind.
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[WP] You’ve always been absurdly powerful. Never had to train, never had to try. As your abilities continue to grow exponentially, it’s starting to scare you.
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[WP] It was a simple prank you and your friends cooked up to make some extra cash, now time travelers from the far future think you’re their god and won’t leave you alone.
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[EU] A young Charles Xavier seeks to recruit an alleged mutant. Their powers are very vaguely defined, however he believes that this “Dumbledore” will make a fine addition to his budding team.
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