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The new house was beautiful, but the previous owner's cat had absolutely soaked the basement in urine.

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I've always hated wearing pants, so I didn't bother to put any on while cooking breakfast this morning. NSFW

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I'd studied teratomas, so I was expecting the misshapen lump of human pieces we found when we opened the tumor.

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It was interesting to study the tissue samples our alien visitors so generously provided.

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It hurt my heart to leave my little girl behind in that housefire.

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I smiled as I watched the figure on the screen drown after removing all exits from the pool.

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When the man ran to me and pleaded for me to save his son, I laughed and blew his face off.

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I wasn't surprised to see my daughter's cat had tracked dirt onto my clean bedsheets, but I was disappointed.

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When the AI first began targeting children, we wondered where we had erred in its programming.

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I sighed in relief as weeks of constipation finally ended.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The new house was beautiful, but the previous owner's cat had absolutely soaked the basement in urine.	1288	TwoSentenceHorror
I've always hated wearing pants, so I didn't bother to put any on while cooking breakfast this morning. NSFW	886	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd studied teratomas, so I was expecting the misshapen lump of human pieces we found when we opened the tumor.	445	TwoSentenceHorror
It was interesting to study the tissue samples our alien visitors so generously provided.	360	TwoSentenceHorror
It hurt my heart to leave my little girl behind in that housefire.	159	TwoSentenceHorror
I smiled as I watched the figure on the screen drown after removing all exits from the pool.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When the man ran to me and pleaded for me to save his son, I laughed and blew his face off.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I wasn't surprised to see my daughter's cat had tracked dirt onto my clean bedsheets, but I was disappointed.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When the AI first began targeting children, we wondered where we had erred in its programming.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I sighed in relief as weeks of constipation finally ended.	1	TwoSentenceHorror