/u/TreeArchesWorkForMe's posts

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Eyes, bloodshot with circles underneath, I tuck my wife into bed and think, "those pills I slipped her will be strong enough that she'll be out 'till morning."

106 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Because you keep calling me the c-word, you know what I'm gonna do? you know what? I'm suing this shitty hospital!"

51 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Eric's steak knife entered my neck on my right side right where I had drawn the circle.

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His head rolled to the side, face contorted in a relaxed smile that meant he was still high from the painkillers, and he asked, "how do you make something so gross taste so good?"

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[SEP2020] "Don't even try to interfere with the law," my sister howelled as she held onto my arm, pulling me back from the man with the obvioudly fake badge.

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"Whoa babe, that's a gnarly scare!"

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[MORPH] "Remember: people will tie themselves in knots over fear of monsters."

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You make sure the local anesthetic and blade are ready.

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Sleaves rolled up, he pushes the caulk gun into the gap.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Eyes, bloodshot with circles underneath, I tuck my wife into bed and think, "those pills I slipped her will be strong enough that she'll be out 'till morning."	106	TwoSentenceHorror
"Because you keep calling me the c-word, you know what I'm gonna do? you know what? I'm suing this shitty hospital!"	51	TwoSentenceComedy
Eric's steak knife entered my neck on my right side right where I had drawn the circle.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
His head rolled to the side, face contorted in a relaxed smile that meant he was still high from the painkillers, and he asked, "how do you make something so gross taste so good?"	14	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP2020] "Don't even try to interfere with the law," my sister howelled as she held onto my arm, pulling me back from the man with the obvioudly fake badge.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
"Whoa babe, that's a gnarly scare!"	9	TwoSentenceComedy
[MORPH] "Remember: people will tie themselves in knots over fear of monsters."	7	TwoSentenceHorror
You make sure the local anesthetic and blade are ready.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
Sleaves rolled up, he pushes the caulk gun into the gap.	3	TwoSentenceHorror