/u/Trinyan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm pretty new to the Elf on the Shelf tradition, and last night I forgot to move him after my kid went to sleep.

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My suspicious husband demanded a paternity test, but the results shocked us both.

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The water on this lake is so clear, I can see my face reflected perfectly on its placid surface.

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The demon returns every night, taking a bit more of my humanity each time.

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I'm currently on death row for the murder and cannibalism of seven local high school boys.

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"Shotgun?" he offered, as we approached his car.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm pretty new to the Elf on the Shelf tradition, and last night I forgot to move him after my kid went to sleep.	404
My suspicious husband demanded a paternity test, but the results shocked us both.	137
The water on this lake is so clear, I can see my face reflected perfectly on its placid surface.	77
The demon returns every night, taking a bit more of my humanity each time.	49
I'm currently on death row for the murder and cannibalism of seven local high school boys.	45
"Shotgun?" he offered, as we approached his car.	5