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I ran down stairs excited when I heard the sound of hooves on the roof.

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I do enjoy it when my wife initiates these little games of hide and seek because it keeps our sex life interesting.

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As I itched at the scar on my arm I noticed a forgotten suture pop out of my skin.

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“Her heart swelled as she felt the innocent life grow inside her.”

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I applied the vacuum forceps to the crowning infant’s head and tugged as I urged the mother-to-be to “push”.

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I felt my tinder date snuggle closer to me in bed as she whispered, “Mmm, I like a man with chest hair.”

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When the neighbor’s dog wouldn’t stop barking at me, I assumed he knew about my cancer diagnosis.

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The kids gobbled down the first decent meal that they’d had in months.

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The police photographer asked me to help maneuver John Doe’s body to record distinguishing marks.

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He always sat quietly, judging us all with his pervasive blank stare.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I ran down stairs excited when I heard the sound of hooves on the roof.	853
I do enjoy it when my wife initiates these little games of hide and seek because it keeps our sex life interesting.	470
As I itched at the scar on my arm I noticed a forgotten suture pop out of my skin.	340
“Her heart swelled as she felt the innocent life grow inside her.”	260
I applied the vacuum forceps to the crowning infant’s head and tugged as I urged the mother-to-be to “push”.	144
I felt my tinder date snuggle closer to me in bed as she whispered, “Mmm, I like a man with chest hair.”	56
When the neighbor’s dog wouldn’t stop barking at me, I assumed he knew about my cancer diagnosis.	51
The kids gobbled down the first decent meal that they’d had in months.	43
The police photographer asked me to help maneuver John Doe’s body to record distinguishing marks.	33
He always sat quietly, judging us all with his pervasive blank stare.	27