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[WP] You are a serial killer who does one thing before, during, and after your victims are murdered: tell really bad puns.

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[WP] It is 2018 and you are still trying to convince your neighbor that the world won’t end on December 21st, 2012.

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[WP] Your occupation sounds really stupid and outright ridiculous, so much so that any normal person would believe you made it up on the spot, but it's the only thing keeping the world from falling apart.

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[WP] "Violence doesn't solve everything." Today, you prove them wrong.

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[WP] North Korea's Twitter account is following 3 others: 2 are used by North Korea as propaganda, and the other is some dude in Texas. You find out why when you visit him.

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[WP] You're the main character of a story struggling to adapt to the writer's poor English skills and plot holes.

61 upvotes

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[WP] You build a robot that unintentionally gained sentience. The robot doesn't want to kill all humans, however. It just wants to sit on the couch and watch TV all day.

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[WP] You are a zombie in the midst of a human apocalypse

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[WP] "Captain, our weapons do nothing against the enemy! We have lost contact with 80% of our armies, and the enemy is closing in our position! God, we should not have attacked the humans!"

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[WP] The A-Team is on vacation, the Suicide Squad committed suicide in the box office, and the crisis the world faces is growing critical. The government has expended all other options, so now they must call upon a team willing to save the Earth. Nobody was impressed with who they chose though.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are a serial killer who does one thing before, during, and after your victims are murdered: tell really bad puns.	77
[WP] It is 2018 and you are still trying to convince your neighbor that the world won’t end on December 21st, 2012.	73
[WP] Your occupation sounds really stupid and outright ridiculous, so much so that any normal person would believe you made it up on the spot, but it's the only thing keeping the world from falling apart.	70
[WP] "Violence doesn't solve everything." Today, you prove them wrong.	67
[WP] North Korea's Twitter account is following 3 others: 2 are used by North Korea as propaganda, and the other is some dude in Texas. You find out why when you visit him.	62
[WP] You're the main character of a story struggling to adapt to the writer's poor English skills and plot holes.	61
[WP] You build a robot that unintentionally gained sentience. The robot doesn't want to kill all humans, however. It just wants to sit on the couch and watch TV all day.	53
[WP] You are a zombie in the midst of a human apocalypse	45
[WP] "Captain, our weapons do nothing against the enemy! We have lost contact with 80% of our armies, and the enemy is closing in our position! God, we should not have attacked the humans!"	38
[WP] The A-Team is on vacation, the Suicide Squad committed suicide in the box office, and the crisis the world faces is growing critical. The government has expended all other options, so now they must call upon a team willing to save the Earth. Nobody was impressed with who they chose though.	38