/u/TryHardKenichi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was next in line at the local check cashing place when the customer in front of me screamed out in pain and collapsed to the floor.

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We were amazed at how much the residual smoke from the fireworks looked like the mind flayer.

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I don't normally drive after a night out of drinking with my buddies, but I'm glad I did tonight.

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Samuel was excited when he received an email from his boss telling him he would be the first employee to join the new employee retention program.

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My wife has been steadily gaining weight over the last few months, and I haven't exactly been subtle about it.

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News Anchor: "It is with great sadness that I tell you that, as of this morning, there have been four billion deaths caused by this mysterious and fatal disease."

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While driving home, an asshole cut us off, causing my wife to lose control, and crash into a tree.

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My mother, Satan bless her soul, was a very paranoid woman and always flushed her hair down the toilet after she trimmed it.

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[APR22] When a man wearing oversized dark glasses asked me if I wanted to play Texas Hold’em, I looked at the white cane he held in one hand and the fistful of dollars in the other and said yes, even when he asked for a handicap.

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[JUL22] While Marta “cut the rug,” she was grateful she splurged on the pair of pumps from Venus Shoe Company because they were the most comfortable pair of shoes she had ever worn.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was next in line at the local check cashing place when the customer in front of me screamed out in pain and collapsed to the floor.	11
We were amazed at how much the residual smoke from the fireworks looked like the mind flayer.	11
I don't normally drive after a night out of drinking with my buddies, but I'm glad I did tonight.	11
Samuel was excited when he received an email from his boss telling him he would be the first employee to join the new employee retention program.	11
My wife has been steadily gaining weight over the last few months, and I haven't exactly been subtle about it.	10
News Anchor: "It is with great sadness that I tell you that, as of this morning, there have been four billion deaths caused by this mysterious and fatal disease."	10
While driving home, an asshole cut us off, causing my wife to lose control, and crash into a tree.	9
My mother, Satan bless her soul, was a very paranoid woman and always flushed her hair down the toilet after she trimmed it.	9
[APR22] When a man wearing oversized dark glasses asked me if I wanted to play Texas Hold’em, I looked at the white cane he held in one hand and the fistful of dollars in the other and said yes, even when he asked for a handicap.	9
[JUL22] While Marta “cut the rug,” she was grateful she splurged on the pair of pumps from Venus Shoe Company because they were the most comfortable pair of shoes she had ever worn.	9