/u/TryHardKenichi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“It’s alive, it’s alive,” I manage to shout to the heavens in between bloodied coughs, finally realizing my life-long dream.

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I didn't even think twice before answering "YES!" when she asked me if I wanted to have a threesome.

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I hope my date doesn't get scared off tomorrow because a lot of weird things have been happening lately and I think my apartment is haunted.

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With seemingly endless advancements in technology and a renewed focus on global surveillance, I knew it was only a matter of time before the scientific community discovered my regenerative abilities.

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As per the tradition in my neighborhood, I fired several rounds into the air to celebrate the fourth of July.

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Cheryl moans while vigorously rubbing her flower bud, bringing herself closer and closer to sweet relief. NSFW

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I quickly lost all hope while staring at my lifeless body and silently prepared myself for the inevitable.

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Bulletproof vest for sale.

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I wish I had read the EULA before installing that free antivirus program.

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With three seconds left on the clock and a one-point deficit, Rupert lobbed the ball from half court, and watched in horror as it bounced off the front of the rim.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“It’s alive, it’s alive,” I manage to shout to the heavens in between bloodied coughs, finally realizing my life-long dream.	8
I didn't even think twice before answering "YES!" when she asked me if I wanted to have a threesome.	8
I hope my date doesn't get scared off tomorrow because a lot of weird things have been happening lately and I think my apartment is haunted.	8
With seemingly endless advancements in technology and a renewed focus on global surveillance, I knew it was only a matter of time before the scientific community discovered my regenerative abilities.	8
As per the tradition in my neighborhood, I fired several rounds into the air to celebrate the fourth of July.	8
Cheryl moans while vigorously rubbing her flower bud, bringing herself closer and closer to sweet relief. NSFW	8
I quickly lost all hope while staring at my lifeless body and silently prepared myself for the inevitable.	6
Bulletproof vest for sale.	6
I wish I had read the EULA before installing that free antivirus program.	6
With three seconds left on the clock and a one-point deficit, Rupert lobbed the ball from half court, and watched in horror as it bounced off the front of the rim.	6