/u/TryHardKenichi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"No, you can't do this," Keith shouts as the baliffs desperately try to restrain him.

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After his car accident, I never thought I would be able to play catch with my son again, but with the help of Facebook groups and a few household items, he can throw the ball better than ever.

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While Paul counted the tip from his last fare, he noticed his name and an expiration date were printed on one of the bills.

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I never knew kids could be so stupid until I told my daughter to blow her nose and throw it the garbage.

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Everyone says that it's just a phase and that it'll pass, but I'm really worried about my two year old daughter.

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I was an emotional wreck when my wife died and couldn’t bear to look at any photos she was in, so I put all the albums in a box and stored them in my attic.

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“I saw an ad on tv earlier for a new male enhancement pill, and I think you should consider calling,” my husband said as I stared at him in equal parts bewilderment and abject horror.

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I never understood the appeal of ASMR and thought it was a dumb fad until I tried it myself.

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It's that time of year again to make resolutions that I know I won't follow through with.

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When the light hits his knife, you'd better run for your life because that's amore.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"No, you can't do this," Keith shouts as the baliffs desperately try to restrain him.	6
After his car accident, I never thought I would be able to play catch with my son again, but with the help of Facebook groups and a few household items, he can throw the ball better than ever.	5
While Paul counted the tip from his last fare, he noticed his name and an expiration date were printed on one of the bills.	5
I never knew kids could be so stupid until I told my daughter to blow her nose and throw it the garbage.	5
Everyone says that it's just a phase and that it'll pass, but I'm really worried about my two year old daughter.	5
I was an emotional wreck when my wife died and couldn’t bear to look at any photos she was in, so I put all the albums in a box and stored them in my attic.	5
“I saw an ad on tv earlier for a new male enhancement pill, and I think you should consider calling,” my husband said as I stared at him in equal parts bewilderment and abject horror.	5
I never understood the appeal of ASMR and thought it was a dumb fad until I tried it myself.	5
It's that time of year again to make resolutions that I know I won't follow through with.	4
When the light hits his knife, you'd better run for your life because that's amore.	3