/u/TryHardKenichi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When Clyde shouted, “hot peas and butter, come and get your supper!” everyone rushed into the parking lot, frantically searching high and low, hoping to hear Clyde yell “hot” or “warm.”

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I've always wanted to be a part of the clique and continued to hang around them even though they constantly used my morbid obesity as a punchline.

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There was an old man who lived in a can that won the lottery for fifty grand.

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I had a suspicion that my wife was cheating, so I hired a guy to follow her around.

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My friends always made fun of me, calling me names such as "fat fuck" and "lard ass."

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When the light hits his knife, you'd better run for your life because that's amore

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The first thing Jackson did when he discovered he had the ability to time travel was to go back and prevent his father from commiting suicide.

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At my last follow-up, I told my doctor that my prescription was causing me to have homicidal ideations.

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I like fresh meat and I can not lie, the way your flesh falls off your hips and thighs.

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When I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday she said, "a dildo molded from Magic Mike's cock." NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When Clyde shouted, “hot peas and butter, come and get your supper!” everyone rushed into the parking lot, frantically searching high and low, hoping to hear Clyde yell “hot” or “warm.”	3
I've always wanted to be a part of the clique and continued to hang around them even though they constantly used my morbid obesity as a punchline.	2
There was an old man who lived in a can that won the lottery for fifty grand.	2
I had a suspicion that my wife was cheating, so I hired a guy to follow her around.	1
My friends always made fun of me, calling me names such as "fat fuck" and "lard ass."	1
When the light hits his knife, you'd better run for your life because that's amore	1
The first thing Jackson did when he discovered he had the ability to time travel was to go back and prevent his father from commiting suicide.	1
At my last follow-up, I told my doctor that my prescription was causing me to have homicidal ideations.	1
I like fresh meat and I can not lie, the way your flesh falls off your hips and thighs.	1
When I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday she said, "a dildo molded from Magic Mike's cock." NSFW	1