/u/TryHardKenichi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There was a man who lived in a can, but then he hit the lottery for fifty grand.

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There was a man who lived in a can but then he hit the lottery for fifty grand.

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Madeline was exhausted and couldn’t wait to finish her last delivery so that she could go to sleep in her king-size bed.

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I know this may sound gross, but I have been diligently checking my daughter's poop because she accidentally swallowed her loose tooth.

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I've always known my father hated me, so I wasn't surprised when he knocked me unconscious and took the last lifeboat to save himself.

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I spent years in search of the perfect life.

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In 2050, a scientist from the future began administering a vaccine that prevented death from a plague that had already reduced Earth's population by half.

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Princess Espresso had me cornered; claws extended, hissing, and showing her teeth.

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I had a sneaking suspicion that my wife was being unfaithful, so I hired a guy to follow her around and get proof.

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I'll delete this if it's not allowed, but I was just catfished by my ex-husband and I am so upset.

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There was a man who lived in a can, but then he hit the lottery for fifty grand.	1
There was a man who lived in a can but then he hit the lottery for fifty grand.	1
Madeline was exhausted and couldn’t wait to finish her last delivery so that she could go to sleep in her king-size bed.	1
I know this may sound gross, but I have been diligently checking my daughter's poop because she accidentally swallowed her loose tooth.	1
I've always known my father hated me, so I wasn't surprised when he knocked me unconscious and took the last lifeboat to save himself.	1
I spent years in search of the perfect life.	1
In 2050, a scientist from the future began administering a vaccine that prevented death from a plague that had already reduced Earth's population by half.	1
Princess Espresso had me cornered; claws extended, hissing, and showing her teeth.	1
I had a sneaking suspicion that my wife was being unfaithful, so I hired a guy to follow her around and get proof.	1
I'll delete this if it's not allowed, but I was just catfished by my ex-husband and I am so upset.	1